Don't leave sober or we'll think you were Borg, at the party.
"I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim... OOH! DONUTS!"
"I am Popeye of Borg. You will be askimilgrated."
"I am Porky Pig of Borg. You will be abbadi abbadi abbadi assimilated!"
"Hi, ho! Kermit the Borg here, with an assimilation news flash!"
"Borg, James Borg."
"I am Svedish Chef of Borg. Borg, borg, borg. Prepaur to bey assimilatedy."
"I am Arnold Scwharzenneger of Borg. Prepare to be assim..assimil... terminated! Resistahnce is fuetil. Ahl be back, Picard."
"I am Lwaxana Troi of Borg, Daughter of the 5th House, holder of the sacred chalice, Keeper of the Holy Rings of Betazed and I want to assimilate your body...."
"I am Bjorn of Borg. We will be back to face you at Wimbledon!!"
"I am Bart of Borg: assimilate my shorts!"
"I am Paul Keating of Borg. This is the assimilation we've had to have."
"I am Bart of Borg... Who the hell are you?"
"I am Bart of Borg... HI
I didn't assimilate. Nobody saw me assimilate. You can't prove anything."
Chalkboard: "I will not assimilate others."
"Hi. We're the Blues Brothers. We're on a mission from Borg."
"We are Borg. Hear us roar."
"I am Locutus, of the Hair Club for Men. I'm not just the president. I've been assimilated myself!"
"I am Locutus of Ford. Pontiac is irrevalant. Excitement is irrevalant. Your door is ajar."
"I'm Ross Perot of Borg. Now assimilation, that's just sad..."
"I'm am Barker of Borg. You will come on down..."
Beverly: Excuse me captain, but are those Bugle Borg jeans you're wearing? Picard: Why, yes they are. Beverly: Thank you.
"I am smorgas borg...EAT ME!"
Borg, Borg, Borg of the Jungle, Strong as he can be--That tree is irrelevant.
"I am Mr. T Borg. You will be assimilated, fool"
"Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm assimiwating a wace." -- Fudd of Borg
"I am Bill Gates of Borg. Your computer will be assimilated..."
"I am Alex Trebek of Borg. The answer is irrelevant."
"I am Jesse Jackson of Borg. Resistance is moot."
"I am Bill Clinton of Borg. You will become one with our taxes."
"I am Bush of Borg. New taxes are irrelevant."
"I am Quayle of Borge. Yu will bee assimillatede."
"I am Letterman of Borg. Top ten reasons why you will be assimilated. Number 10..."
"Pepsi, the choice of the Next Generation."
"I am Hillary Clinton of Borg. Doctors are irrelevant and will be assimilated."
"I am Kirk of Borg. YOU...WILL...*BE*...............assimilated."
"I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. It's a beautiful day to assimilate, a beautiful day to assimilate. Oh, won't you join the collective?"
Foghorn of Borg: "Prepauh, I say Prepauh to be assimilated!"
"We are the Borgs who say 'NIH!!!' Resistance is futile. If you do resist we shall say NIH!!!! at you."
"I am Heisenborg. You will be assimilated at some uncertain location now."
"I am Yoda of Borg. Futile is resistance. Assimilate you I will."
Borger King: Have it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
Frankly my dear, you are irrelevant. -Rhett of Borg
I am Bjorn of Borg. Tennis is irrelevant.
I am Pentium of Borg. Division is irrelevant. You will be approximated!
Borg spreadsheet: Locutus 1-2-3
Borg cola: not the coice of the Next Generation (G)
I am Butthead of Borg. Huh-huh-huh-huh, resistance sucks!
I am Gates of Borg. Competition is futile. Windows95 is the ultimate. Your software will be assimilated.
Bugs Bunny Borg: What's up Collective?
I am Bart of Borg: Who the hell are you?
I am Macintosh of Borg. Prices are irrelevant. Your hardware will be assimilated.
I am Tweety of borg: I tawt I attimilated a puddy tat.
I am Homer of Borg...prepare to be assim...OHH! Doughnuts!
I am Peck of Borg, you're morals will be assimilated. Resistance is looked forward to.
Ginsu of Borg... You will be assimilated.. BUT WAIT! There's MORE!
I am Fudd of Borg: Pwepaaew to be assimiwated....
I am Frazier of Borg. My GOD! I've been assimilated!
I am Sylvester of Borg: you will be asss-sss---sss--similat--hted
I am Descartes of Borg: I assimilate therefore I am.
Hi, boys and girls! I am Toocutus of Borg! Let's be friends so you can be assimilated!
I am Hamlet of Borg. Prepare to be, or not to be, assimilated.
Daffy of borg: Youuuuuu're Irrelevant!
I am Woody of Borg: Geez guys, don't leave me unassimilated..
I am Porky of Borg: you will be assimllulmamamama absorbed
I am Scooby of Borg. Reware roo re arrimirated, Raggy!
Groucho Borg: That's the silliest thing I ever assimilated!
I am Smorgas of Borg! Prepare to be marinated!
I am Barney of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated into my happy family.
McBorgers: Over 50 Milliion assimilated.
I want to know how many people get this one: I am Victor of Borge. Prepare three be assimilnined.
Zsa Zsa of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated Dahhling...
YODA of Borg: Irrelavant the Force is...
I'm Larry, and my brothers Daryl and Daryl from Borg....duh...
I am... I say... I'm Foghorn of Borg. Now pay attention there, son! You're about to be assimilated! Absorbed, that is.
I am Callahan of Borg. Prepared to have a God's Blessing assimlated with you.
Uhura of Borg: Assimilation frequencies open, captain!
I yam Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimblitated.
Life ain't easy for a Borg named Hugh.
The SWEDISH CHEF (this is good) Um BOrg Borg
I am Scotty of Borg: I canna assimilate no mor' captain.
I am Giuiliani of Borg - prepared to be assimilated by the Police Department.
I am Ronald Of Borg, 2 Billion Assimilated!
I am Clinton of Borg: Prepare to become a Friend of Borg.
My name is Inigo Borg, we killed your captain, prepare to be assimilated.
A thousand borgs of light?
Rambo of Borg: Yo! Assimilate this!
My name is Clinton of Borg ... prepare to be assimilated, so that I may feel your pain.
I am Angry White Male of Borg: prepare to contract with Assimilation.
I am Clinton of Borg. Foreign Policy is irrelevant. Prepare to be assimilated with the US.
Screw the prime directive! I say give the Borg Windows95!
We are Daleks of Borg.. Ass-im-ili-ate the Doc-tor!!! Assi-mil-ate!!!
The Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
My name is Bush of Borg. Gonna be assimilated. No doubt about it. Gonna be prudent.
This is Oprah of Borg, prepare your lunches and I will assimilate them.
Ross Perot Borg: Become part of this here chart.....
The Do-It-Yourself Borg kit. Some assimilation required.
I am Joe Pechi Of Borg, Are you looking at *ME* assimilating?
Today on Geraldo: The Borgs who assimilate and the women who love them.
I am Bush of Borg. Assimilation wouldn't be prudent. Not at this time.
We are The Stones of Borg. We can't get no assimilation...
I am Bush of Borg: read my lips; no more assimilation.
Yoda of Borg am I. Futile is Resistance... Assimilate you, I will.
I am Dominatrix of Borg, Resistance is hoped for. Prepare to be ass humiliated.
Feminism is irrelevant. You will be assimilated into the patriarchy.
We are Borg: ESC is futile: CTRL is inevitable
Pythagoras of Borg: Distance is irrelevant! You will be triangulated!
Hulk ASSIMILATE puny human!!! -Hulk of Borg
My name is Hugh....I have have been 473 days without assimilation.
Teecee of the Borg : We came, we saw, we assimilated!
I am Windows of Borg. Operation is futile. Prepare to General Protection Fault.
Einstein: Borg = Assimilation squared.
I am Drunkard of Borg. Resistance is floor tile. Wanna be sim'lated?
I am Johnny of Borg. Prepare to be.... damnit! I can't remember the assimilation code!
I am Ewmew of Bowg. Pwepawe to be assimiwated, wabbit!
I am the Terminator of Borg. I'll be back to assimilate you!
Al of Borg: Aww Gee Peg... I assimilated you LAST year!
BORG Virus detected Assimilate? (Y/N)
We're Borgamaniacs and we assimilate to the max.
I am a Borg Again Christian.. Resistance to my sermon is futile
Borg Toys: Some assimilation required!
Ah'm Bubba o' Borg: Y'all fixin' tah be assim'lated?
I am Borg, James Borg... Vodka, Martini.. Gin is arrelevant!
I am circus man of Borg, Resistance is an Elephant.
Borgasm: The ecstasy off being assimilated...
BORGDOS: Irrelevant command or filename...
I am Porn of Borg...you will be tittalated
Blonde Borgs Have all the same fun!!!!!!!
Assimilate me Tender: Elvis of Borg
I am Eunuch of Borg, My Irrelevant Has been assimilated.
#1 Borg Hit: Borg in the USA
Abba of borg....Take a chance on assimilation.
#2 Hit: We all live in a single subroutine
I am Garfield of Borg ... you will be ... wait, is that lasagna?????
I am Bullwinkle of Borg: Assimilate, Rocky....
I am Dirty Harry of Borg: Go ahead, assimilate my day.
Borg virus detected (A)ssimilate?
We are Grob. You will be unassimilated.
I am Descartes of Borg. Prepare to Be.
I am Hamlet of Borg. Prepare To Suffer Slings and Arrows
I am Ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated...but WAIT! There's MORE.
We are Surf Borg. You will be, like, assimilated, dudettes.
I am Locutus of Borg! Do you have any Grey Poupon?
Roseanne of Borg: Hey, stupid (cracking gum) you're gonna be assimilated
I am Terminator of Borg. Hasta Lassimilation, Baby!
I am Geordi of Borg. I still can't get any women.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to have your wallet assimilated.
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim-- Ooooooo! Dooooooonuts!
I am Yoda of Borg. Futile is resistance. Assimilated you will be! Mm?
Geraldo of Borg: Next, brothers who assimilate sisters.
Robin of Borg: Holy Futility Batman, we're assimilated.
We are Borger King: Your Way is Irrelevant.
Sherlock Holmes of Borg: Elementary dear Watson, you will be assimilated
Drunk Borg: "Resitance is floor-tile. Wan be sim'lated?"
#1 on the BORG Hit Parade: We all sleep in a single subroutine.
#2 on the Borg Hit Parade: Borg in the USA.
All a Borg!
Assimilate me tender - Elvis of Borg.
Blonde Borgs have the same fun.
Borg Mail Reader v2.1a. Tagline theft is futile.
Borg Mail Reader v2.1a. Taglines are irrelevant.
Borg Moderator - Your topic is irrelevant.
Borg Starter Kit: some assimilation required.
Borg saying: We came. We absorbed. We left.
Borg spreadsheet program: Locutus 1-2-3.
Borg virus detected. (A)ssimilate? (Y/y)
Borg, James Borg. Vodka martini, gin is irrelevant.
Borg-Cola: Not the choice of The Next Generation.
Borg-again Christian. Resistance to my sermon is futile.
BorgBurgers. We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
BorgDOS: Irrelevant command or filename.
Borgasm: The ecstacy of being assimilated.
Clinton Borg - The economy is irrelevant.
Ernest BORGnine... you be the judge.
GOTO, GOING TO, GONE TO - Borg subroutines.
Gates of Borg: OEMs will be assimilated.
Geraldo of Borg: Next brothers who assimilate sisters.
Groucho Borg: That's the silliest thing I ever assimilated.
HersheyBORG: Wrappers are futile. Chocolate will be assimilated.
Hillary of Borg: Choice is irrelevant.
I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I assimilated you last year.
I am Bart of Borg - who the hell are you?
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. What's up, Collective?
I am Caffeine of Borg. Sleep is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg. Hillary says resistance is futile!
I am CopyCat of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated.
I am Dangerfield of Borg. Respect is irrelevant.
I am Descartes of Borg: I assimilate therefore I am.
I am Drunk of Borg. Resistance is floor tile.
I am Flatulus of Borg. Prepare to pull my finger.
I am Fudd of Borg! Pwepawe to be assimiwated!
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess!
I am Garfield of Borg - Hairballs are irrelevant.
I am Ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated - but WAIT! There's MORE!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be... ooooohh, doughnuts!
I am Jordan of Borg. Gravity is irrelevant.
I am Madonna of Borg. Gender is irrelevant.
I am Madonna of Borg: Justify my assimilation!
I am OS/2 of Borg. DOS will be assimilated.
I am Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimilgrated.
I am Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare to be, or not to be, assimilated.
I am Tweety of Borg. I _tawt_ I attimiwated a puddy tat!
I am Yoda of Borg: Irrelevant the Force is.
I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated dahling.
I'm Bugs Bunny of Borg. What's up Collective?
McBorgers: Over 50 million assimilated.
My other computer is a Borg.
P-Porky P-Pig of Borg: You will be assim-assim... absorbed.
Pythagoras of Borg - Distance is irrelevant.
Q: How many Borg does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: All of them.
Quayle of Borg - Inhaling is irrelevant.
Tennis is irrelevant - Bjorn Borg.
The Borg are coming! Quick, try and look useless.
The Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt!
The Borg: Calm, Cool and Collective.
The Swedish Chef has been assimilated. Borg borg borg!
U2 will become one with the Borg. We like Bono.
Uhura of Borg: Assimilation frequencies open, sir.
We are Borg. is futile is inevitable.
We are Daleks of Borg. ASSIMILATE! ASSI-MIL-ATE!!!!!!!
We have engaged the Borg. The wedding will be Friday.
Welcome to Borg Burger. No pickles. Pickles are irrelevnt
Yoooouuuuu'rreee Irrelevant! - Daffy Duck of Borg.
Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated dahling.
Borg Answering Machine Message: WE ARE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
But we're not home right now. So leave a message at the tone and we'll assimilate you later.
